When Is Literal Too Literal? Ask The Wet Squirrel

If you've every seen a squirrel get into a bird feeder or a bird bath you'll know it will over indulge every time.  Whether its too much bird seed or a few too many playful splashes that squirrel will appear ridiculous and remain that way for sometime after.  That's why we will coin Taco Bell (one of my favorite fast food joints) the Wet Squirrel of March.  Anyone who noticed they're sign this week knows that the manger of that franchise is too literal.  "Real Meals" period. This is when it is possible to be too literal, The Bell is either ensuing they have never offered "real meals" or that they have gone above and beyond their duty as a, im gonna call it an eatery, and offered...yes you've guessed it real meals! This over indulgence in literal-ness leaves Taco Bell, like the wet squirrel, embarrassed, confused, and wondering where they went wrong.  I obviously got the 10.00 meal 2 baja gorditas, mexican pizza, and larger drink and have been enjoying the burps ever since. 

I strongly urge Taco Bell to remove its new catch phrase and just simply say "we got tacos!" because really in a land of microwaved burgers a fresh taco is attractive.